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THE ARCH-MAGE OF RETRO MIAMI IS CHILLING WITH THE SUNSET VIBES!!! NO MORE SPELLS!!! JUST CRUISE!!!

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WHY $WIZARD???

#1

"WIZARDS ARE ABSOLUTELY TIRED OF DUSTY CASTLES AND OLD COBWEBS!!! WE DEMAND NEON SUNSETS AND COCONUT DRINKS ON THE BEACH!!!"

#2

"YOUR CRUSTY SPELLBOOK CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE GOLDEN VIBES OF MIAMI BEACH!!! CHILL VIBE SPELLS ONLY!!!"

#3

"WE LIQUIDATED THE CAULDRON MARKET!!! SECURED THE CA CONTRACT AND BOUGHT AN ORANGE CONVERTIBLE COUPE AT 88 MPH!!!"

#4

"NO COUNCIL TAX TO PAY FOR THE ARCH-MAGE GREEDY ASSEMBLY!!! THE GOLDEN HOUR VIBE IS TOTALLY UNTAXED AND FREE!!!"

#5

"$WIZARD IS NOT A COIN. IT IS A CHAOTIC CULT OF SUNSET CRUISE LOVERS!!! AGREE OR BE TRANSMUTED INTO A FLOATING LOBSTER!!!"

#6

"THE MAGIC PORTAL IS PERMANENTLY LOCKED TO 1986 NEON VIBES!!! CRUISE MODE IS ENGAGED FOREVER AND WE ARE NEVER GOING BACK!!!"

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THE WIZARD LOG

*** CLASSIC WIZARD MEME LOG ***

TRANSACTION: DUNGEON ESCAPE RETIREMENT

DATE: GOLDEN HOUR SZN 1986

$ 09:00 AM WOKE UP IN COLD DAMP STONE CASTLE... ABSOLUTELY DONE WITH CASTING ICE SPELLS
$ 10:30 AM LISTED MY OLD RUSTY CAULDRON AND OVERPRICED CRYSTAL BALL ON WIZARD CRAIGSLIST
$ 12:00 PM CASTED ONE FINAL UNHINGED CHAOTIC SPELL: SPUN PORTAL DIRECTLY TO SOUTH BEACH MIAMI
$ 02:15 PM BOUGHT NEON NEON SUNGLASSES AND AN ASYMMETRICAL GOLDEN SPELL STAFF
$ 04:30 PM DEPLOYED CONTRACT $WIZARD SO OTHER RETIRED ARCH-MAGES CAN CHILL TAX-FREE FOREVER
$ 06:00 PM CRUISING UNDER THE DUSK SUNSET WITH NEON LIGHTS ON COUPE... NO UTILITY COCONUT TIME ONLY
$ 08:00 PM SPELL CA COPIED BY A MILLION WIZARDS WORLDWIDE... CHILL OR BE TURNED INTO A FRUIT!!!

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THANK YOU FOR VIBING!!!

COMMAND THE WIZARD

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THE 1986 ARCH-MAGES FAQ

MERLIN V. SUNSET

"WHAT IS $WIZARD?"

"IT IS A VIBE CHANNELER FOR RETIRED MAGES WHO REPLACED FIRE SPARK SPELLS WITH COCONUT SUNGLASS SPELLS!!! NO TAX, NO UTILITY, ONLY COUPE GOLDEN HOUR SZN!!!"

GANDALF THE GOLDEN

"WHY DOES IT EXIST?"

"BECAUSE CASTING POTION SPELLS IN COLD STONE DUNGEONS ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!!! THE COUNCIL WAS BORING, SO WE ESCAPED TO MIAMI FOR COCKTAILS!!!"

DUMBLEDORE CHILL

"IS THIS SERIOUS?"

"SERIOUSLY LAZY!!! IF YOU WANT CONCRETE UTILITY OR SERIOUS STUFF, GO BACK TO HOGWARTS!!! WE CAME TO CRUISE THE BOULEVARD AT 88 MPH IN OUR RETRO COUPE!!!"

SARUMAN SPEEDS

"WHEN MOON?"

"WHEN THE NEON SUNSET NEVER ENDS!!! RETRO CHILL NEVER STOPS ONCE YOU CROSS THE HORIZON!!! HOLD THE COCONUT AND ENJOY THE CRUISE SPEED!!!"

NO SPELLS!!! JUST CRUISE!!! GOLDEN HOUR SZN!!! NO SPELLS!!! JUST CRUISE!!! GOLDEN HOUR SZN!!!   •   NO SPELLS!!! JUST CRUISE!!! GOLDEN HOUR SZN!!! NO SPELLS!!! JUST CRUISE!!! GOLDEN HOUR SZN!!!   •  
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